Neko

The first comp erotic chat.
It started with a forwarded sms…

Boy: “Daddy? How did I come into this world?”
Dad: “listen carefully. Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, Dad connected to Mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from Dad’s memory stick. When Dad finished uploading we discovered we did not use a firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus”

Geek Girl: maybe someday you will have to use this for an answer too. hehehe when your kid ask
Geek Guy: hope that dad is allowed to upload more! because the memory capacity of mom is endless hehe
Geek Girl: well as long as mom’s cache is not loaded
Geek Guy: tssk!
Geek Girl: well mine isn’t loaded. and you just need to click refresh
Geek Guy: white as the google start page i give hehe
Geek Girl: well hmm.. should i disable my firewall then? but still think we need the anti-spyware. dont want others to watch us
Geek Guy: hope at least one program more is made. with my input and your transforming caring attention it must be a wonderful product
Geek Girl: mmm yes and not a virus
Geek Guy: but we sure need fans! to prevent overheating… imagine how much damage that can cause
Geek Girl: ohh yeah and especially when we tend to be so hot. might overheat. and a fuse might explode!
Geek Guy: yeah! so open your drive babe
Geek Girl: ohh love to feel the explosions inside
Geek Guy: let me fill it with a full cd
Geek Girl: no need to click a button? maybe that button is waiting to be touched by those fingers
Geek Guy: no time to waste lets startup! read my cd honey or scan it with your hot beam…
Geek Girl: ohhh i feel your cd circling inside mmmm
Geek Guy: lazer my numbers..
Geek Girl: 10111010101110101010001010111
Geek Guy: read my 1 and 0 and hummm then you feel they match as my numbers, harmony with your warm inside reader
Geek Girl: its all penetrating from my 0 and your 1
Geek Guy: but i haven’t injected you yet my ink is still in the cartridge. let me print that white paper
Geek Girl: well don’t spill the ink on the hardware
Geek Guy: dont stop caressing the inject mouth it might get full
Geek Girl: ohh i wont stop. mixing the ink so deep cant wait to taste that white product
Geek Girl: mmmm and how i love that on button its red. and i can hear the bzzzzzzttt bzzzzzttt of the printer now
Geek Guy: i love to caress that shiny warm round light. sometimes you almost see the fingerprints
Geek Girl: you tickle me
Geek Guy: i make my finger moist and rub it. i hear the fan hummm and hummm
Geek Girl: don’t stop and the screen flashes its hyper-threading seven times faster than non-HT
Geek Guy: as you take that stick in, and suck all its info out of it
Geek Girl: slooow downloads fast uploads. well I’m dial up and your DSL thats why. but let it hang a bit. love to feel the warmth inside while it stops.
Geek Guy: still we have such a perfect connection
Geek Girl: and after a few seconds move your cursor up touch my red X. click the X babe its still there.. it hang so click it some more
Geek Guy: oooh babe let me give all the data i have
Geek Girl: double click while your uploading
Geek Guy: XXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
Geek Girl: xxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxx
Geek Girl: 90% complete now… mmmm 92.. 94
Geek Girl: mmmmmm 96 cummminnn
Geek Girl: 99%
Geek Girl: oohhh Over heat! beep beep beep!
Geek Guy: release data. circuits vibrating. fans on topspeed
Geek Girl: now time to save
Geek Guy: a blanc hard disc space is filled now. let me stay a while, my role is out you do the translation now
Geek Girl: no time for blue screens. and drive is opening to let the cd out
Geek Guy: or an erased HD, now even windows will work on me again
Geek Girl: safely remove hardware now. oh, it’s wet!
Geek Guy: ooooh leaking valubale data be careful. let me plug out
Geek Girl: then time to lick those.. no data should be wasted
Geek Guy: time to turn the switch. but i really hope we are connected soon again!
Geek Girl: well we can reconnect now.. download a second time
Geek Guy: let me put a safe cover over the comp to protect it against dust and dirt. i still feel that warmth.. in my box
Geek Guy: what you didn’t know i read your disc too i installed a little secret program that transfered valuable info about your circuits
Geek Girl: so now that secret program might grow in a few months time?
Geek Guy: i can monitor your moves how you tread things. but i hope my data result in that!
Geek Girl: well don’t worry I’ll take care of the data with all my power supply and protect it with the best anti-virus from Cnet
Geek Guy: I know! but be sure to put the comp off now and then to much other programs running could slow the growth of more valuable programs
Geek Girl: ohh i wont multi-task too much if thats needed! and no porn sites for you that has pop-ups. its gonna disturb the growing program
Geek Guy: you have the sweetest motherboard thats for sure! all those sweet connections those various thingies which i don’t know the english name for… but its all in one perfect harmony

And the file transfer was unqueued the second time…
short circuits.
system overload.
crash…

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photo credit: “Geek girl on the bedroom” by: Liberoliber

Have you ever wondered where one’s soul goes after death? Let’s say there is an afterlife but not your own. Some religions have their own versions of reincarnation, But some condemn such a belief. Catholicism do not have this in their doctrine. And there is only one human (half-human half-god that is) who defiled the law of death by resurrection.

Ironically in the Philippines, a great deal of catholics believ in a “past life”. And yet we are the only Catholic/Christian nation in Asia.

Anyway, I don’t wanna write about its history and all. I will leave that to Google who has all the answers. Haha! On second thought, is God disguising as Google? hmm.. that’ll be another topic.

Lol! Last night when I was dazzling up with my normal workload, half browsing, half working…ok, chatting too… a colleague from the IT Dept. mentioned he believes in a past life. And asked my position on this. I first said, I don’t believe. But I’m avoiding being too sensitive with this topic, I reserve that with my moogie discussions with somebody else *.*

So, I playfully said that on second thought maybe God recycle souls.. I got a LOL for a reply. Then he said God can just permanently delete the bad souls from the recycle bin. Then I rebutted that there is a Recovery Program who can bring back a deleted soul. ANd contradicting myself, that by right-clicking, an Eraser Program can delete absolutely.

Then he said how God out-does their OT (overtime) at work, for he is “On Monitor” 24/7. And that he is so mighty that he gets tons of emails per second, and still manages to reply to all.

I then saw some recycled thoughts from the film Bruce Almighty, a sarcastic approach to life with religious undertones. Silly film, but worth the watch.

Anyway, I then remembered the recent implementation of MS Outlook at work. Getting an average of 10 emails a day plus replies in the sent messages, slows up my 40-Gb pc. (reason for me not to use outlook)

So, I continued saying to him that what if God has only less than 1Gb free space left? With decreasing bandwidth due to multi-multi tasking, crashes the system all at the same time? Up to no challenge, he replied “that will never happen. coz his bandwidth is limitless and so is his storage”

Ok, I have rebuttals for that up my sleeve, but to stop this nonsense, I just agreed and said it’s my coffee break and BRB later.

So I went to make me some coffee, added up a dash of Swiss Miss Caramel then went back to my seat. And then, instead of clicking the same window, I went to talking about Stereolab and Yo La Tengo and our CD collection with my moogie. I sent an email to a client, printed some research work, encoded some paper work, answered queries from a couple of agents, replied to an IM from the QA, called the attention of an agent on call having a dead air and replied to the Hellcats at Twisted.

Pfew! Multi-tasking and yet concentrating on more important issues. One more long sip from my creamy coffee and a deep sigh of relief.

That is just me having been right-clicked and refreshed.

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photo credit: Four recycle bins by soylentgreen23

I’m having second thoughts on totally transferring my twisted blog to wordpress. I heard they have free hosting now (aside from blogsome, where there are some template restrictions) Well, for that I need more time and weekends aren’t enough. But for some reason it struct me to change my layout on my other blog, Outside the Box

Before..

After..

My only regret is.. i don’t have my mozilla now, and i can’t check if it works with other browsers than IE.
Would anyone out there wanna try it on your firefox and let me know?

oh really now.. too bad my techie moogie isn’t home to help me.

ok, first things first, once in a while, these strange pop ups invade my screen. Yeah, eventhough I use Mozilla. I thought it was from Blogexplosion Rent my Blog site, but nope. Even long after I logged off, it still shows! Grr.. and irritating too..

“Failure to Act now may lead to data loss and corruption” ? OK, I need a logical explanation for this.

Made a screenshot of it… and yep, I don’t wanna go to the sites stated coz I’m afraid they’d invade my pc with virus instead. Yeah, they might be posing to fix a non-existent error lures you to download a virus that will then create more and real problems.

Or maybe I’m just paranoid. My investigative instincts felt like not looking further tho. What if there is a real prob to my pc? Now, think I should update my browsers officially.

Gonna check now. More later..

my digicam is heating up.. ran out of pre-paid for sms (much more, calls!)… my yahoo is not opening.. ahhh…

i went to task manager but it went “not responding” when clicked “networking”. then re-opened another one and closed
explorer in “processing”.. which removed all the overlapping windows but think its a bad idea.. coz everything’s gone now.

all icons on my desktop are gone. even the taskbar is missing.. i can only see my wallpaper and open only mozilla (coz thats the last thing opened when everything crashed)

there is no blue sceen… nor any warning.

HELP! should i just cold boot? will it destroy my digicam (which is now plugged thru usb) or worse (!) destroy my HDD!!!??

..all i wanted was to upload a pic from my digicam 8( help.. anyone?? Babe!!! sniiffff….

Sitting on a park bench, surrounded by skyscrapers, i wondered, how can a scanner not scan a bond paper folded in the middle?

i went to an internet cafe to have some papers scanned. Unfortunately, they dont have a flatbed scanner. Back inside my bag, sketchpad. Then ok, i brought out two pages of short bond paper folded in half. They were pages from a Fanzine. One of my interview when i was 16, one was an illo.

But the “technician”, after making 3 attempts almost wripped one page apart.
  ”What happened?” i asked, while unfolding the creases.

  ”the paper jammed.”

  ”Can i see your scanner please,” i asked.

  ”Sorry, but its under the table”

And i noticed the table was actually a shelf used as a divider from the cashier/comp admin to the next computer.

  ”Im sorry ma’m, but we cant scan these.”

  Almost hysterical, i whispered “What?! Why?”

  ”Our scanner cannot do it. And your paper will only be torn apart.

This is impossible! So i insisted to see their scanner, maybe i can help. But with all the zooming and the sonic booms and blasts from the pcs of 1,2..3.. 12 people playing online games, and 1 listening to an mp3 (all without headphones), the “technician” who seemed irritated long before i showed up, asked me to just leave and ask the other cafe across the street.

  ”Well, they are still closed;” i replied.

But without further queries and avoiding his cold bloody stare and too much caffeinated shaking hands, i just went out and said thank you in a sarcastic tone.

Outside the shop i gazed at the sign on the glass door. “FREE SCANNING for internet users” Ohh… no wonder. (others would rate it at 15-20 pesos per scan)

Moral of the story:
(1) dont wake up too early. all the good shops open after lunch.
(2) best time to learn mental telepathy is before going to an internet cafe.
(3) make sure to enroll in a computer school where it teaches how to unfold a folded paper. duh

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note: one category item above should be renamed “un-techie”

Blog hopping, i just found out that…

iPod has a dirty little secret. Found a video of guys who recorded a phone call to the iPod helpdesk. They wanted to know what they should do now that their iPod’s battery stopped working after 18 months. It turns out you can’t get or buy a separate new battery. So the advice from the helpdesk was: “Just buy a new iPod”.

So… that’s why they keep selling so much of them, you apparently have to replace them every year and a half! The rest of the film you see them walking on the streets and spray painting a warning on every iPod ad they see.

As i assumed before, iPods use a Ni-MH battery, which is a Lithium Ion battery that you get in most laptops and better mobile phones (like all Nokia phones). To maximize its life, you need to go through several full recharge cycles from time to time - basically, running the device until the battery is flat, switching it off, charging it up fully, switching it on, running it down, and so on for a few times.

Found out that iPods do use Li-Ion batteries, which are more expensive than rechargable ni_MH batteries, but asking over $250 for a new battery is madness, especially considering that most other battery powered devices have easily replacable batteries. You can buy new Nokia batteries quite cheaply from a wide range of places.

Strangely tho, looking into this fact about iPods, i found that iPodBattery.com sells batteries for both the old and new iPod models for $49 (about Php2,750 / 40Euros) and AC adaptors that let you plug it in to the mains instead of your computer.

    
      iPod’s Secret

So, do you have an iPod? How old is it? And how much longer do you think it will work? Well, I havent yet, so do you count me as lucky? tssk.. and i was so curious about the Apple iPod nano Black…

If you’re a bit techie and using a Nokia and not satisfied with your Media features, maybe this Helpful Tip will liven up those ear-candy munching senses…

     When Nokia announced their music player capable phones they
     neglect to mention the lack of support for external headphones.
     Since the release of the 6230 and its related family with mp3/aac
     playback support, many disgruntled users have made their own
     home-brew cables to plug in headphones.

Here’s one such mod for the Nokia HDS-3 cable. The mod includes an analog volume dial integrated into the push to talk unit. The HDS-3 cable ships with the 6230 and other Nokia phones capable of stereo playback.

Follow the step by step instruction >>

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note: Information courtesy of  

Ooh.. thanks! when i get my hands on one Nokia with a Media feature (my 8250s are in the brink of being ancient) ..I’d do this. For now I’ll have to settle to buying much important things.. like a new HDD!
la..la..la.. what shall ..i get on… my bday…. ?

now adding this to my list of gadgets to grab

Some months ago, i chanced upon a slsk user sharing a “hotmail password hack”. I never really finished it for the code required me giving my own addy and password. How stupid can you get? well if i was that desperate to hack someone in particular’s hotmail addy i should have made a phony one for the sake of giving a password. But i didnt. i got lazy… ha!

Now look at this! $2 trillion fine

News bulletin says “that a flaw in the password reset tool of its Passport service could compromise the information stored on all 200 million users” ..now that got me worried about my IMs thru MSN…

But here’s the catch.. “the Passport breach could slap Microsoft with a fine of $2.2 trillion to cover all 200 million violated users”

WTF! Now that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard!!! That is about the same as the entire United States budget! it feels just like one of those spam mails where you were informed in forwarding that mail, Bill Gates will pay you. pff! I bet you recieved that too!

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note: news first heard from Zachary