Neko

INTRODUCING!

My colleagues! (well, those who are closely related to me)

  

Pain - a major Neggie. Always saying “Oh Lord, Oh Lord. Please give me a complete call” But , yeah yeah tally board says she has 4 already!

Sinner - the craziest funny girl who always picks on Banger. She “can’t quit smoking. Not now.”

(Head)Banger - She wants Sinner to die. But we all call them “Best Friends”. Her head is a bit slipping out of the picture sometimes.

Lie - a funny always-smiling-girl, who claims she does know how to cry… (at home)

Folly - small but terribly hip girl who has a big crush on Xtheist.

Xtheist - yeah, Lie also has her eyes on him. He is a bandmate of a boy named End. And he is not fond of taking baths, but fond of sleeping. lol..

The Kill - Great producer, always more than 10 complete calls in a day, but sadly is sick of Absentism. oh, Lie likes him too, coz he looks like her X-BF.

Gay - nope. He is not gay, nor tri-sexual, nor a BI. He is just happy. And always have a spare cigarette to give. His mom cooks great too, always makes him bring a full box of food!

Germ - clamins to sell green tea soda “tomorrow” but never really brings any.

Fake - our beloved Team Leader. Wacky outside, Professional inside… (inside the office!)

Darko - a self-confessed OC (has Obsessive Compulsive disorder).. not that it is really something to be proud of.

Embalm - the GF of Darko who always says she is gonna breakup with him, but never really leaves his side.

*Obsessed - nope, she doesnt have OC like Darko. She is just obsessed in smiling.

Far Out - a psychologist psycho. Heavy smoker gal who kickboxes.

Sexy Far Out - Yeah, we have two Far Outs. But this sexy gal is Sinner’s Real Best Friend. They look so cute together… “18″ (thin 1 and bulgy 8 )

Black Widow - our dearest Mommy.. who always have a web and leg to give. Oh! I mean, ear, and shoulder. sorry..

Rusty - A pretty gal. Long haired and well dressed. Oh, and yeah, if Gold is fake, it rusts.

She Gay - The tallest gal that always have a “joke” to share.

Cheap Sell - mostly the source of She Gay’s jokes. Wacky, but according to her she is shy. Yeah.. compared with her sister!

*Waste Land - indeed, what a waste to remain a “man”…

Farts - A helpful tall guy. But does he fart? in the office? Lol.. I dunno! Don’t ask me!

Bratty O - very oooOhhh… she have a cute giggle and nice voice.

Bratty - yes, two Bratty’s too.. a rich kid spoiled Brat, (lol.. nhe..) who always gets picked up and dropped off by her Dad. tssk..

Swearing - the petite Team Leader, ok small.. who shouts big.. and claps everytime there is a complete call “Go people! We need two more from each before the break!”

Cannot - Another wacky guy. and Yes, he “cannot” last a day without laughing (and swearing) Yikes! He is interested in websites btw, and asks me to teach him. Hmm… 40 - 60 $? Ha! Well he doesnt know what a blog is tho.

Envy - He talks gibberish “German-Sputnik-Japanese” invented language. A tall hunk but pff! He have just crossed the border of weirdness, (erm, my border defenition btw)

Armpit - Our Boss from the land of apples and cowboys. OMG! Did I just call my boss “armpit”? Nope, he actually smells good! I like his perfume… once rode with him in the elevator. and my tongue just dried up and that 6 second-ride made my neck stiff as a statue. LOL

Then they would ask us to choose among ourselves who we would like to have on a dream date?! Erm…

And of course, would I spoil the fun by not giving me a Rude name too and be excluded in the list? I made this but Yeah.. go figure who am I tho! hehe…

And oh, why am I being so rude all of a sudden? Tssk.. I am not!

My Team Leader just said I am too sweet.. (in a negative way).. yeah I am! see.. (read above^)

And tomorrow the office will launch our own version of Lovapalooza.. hahaha!

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note: I think if they find this… they might either fire me.. or Laugh…
It’s just a joke, ok. LOL…

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